30.6.08

深圳友誼桑拿

今次自由行地點就係中國...


一到左後,就想去按摩鬆一鬆...不過呢間感覺唔係咁好,所以坐地鐵去第二間...


睇落幾似香港...


見番太陽後...發覺自己係呢度...有酒店...應該就會有SPA...


友誼桑拿...係門口就咁睇應該係正骨...冇邪野...唔想第一日到中國就住免費 '基流' 酒店...


一入到去...就沖涼先...環境ok...但我就冇浸池同焗...因為感覺好似好唔清潔...沖完後就出去大堂...飲左杯好難飲既涷檸茶...真係好難飲...因為用既茶係...茶葉...即係鐵觀音個D...然後是但加塊檸檬再加冰...是Q但咁就叫涷檸茶...之後就睇價目表...


都未睇完就叫我睇後頁...佢話有Package抵D...經過經理既詳細介紹...B餐...


之後...唉...又之後...坐係度又人來幫我按腳...幾舒服...按完就要俾TIPS...幾硬性...$10 $20 $30...之後就個女仔...幾後生...行過來幫我塊臉做FACIAL...一做就做左成個鐘...做完又要俾TIPS...幾硬性...$10 $20 $30...估唔到入到呢間桑拿成兩個鐘先到正題...按摩...


上到房...幾大...按摩女女到左後...可以100% sure冇邪野...正經過唔正經...


按摩女女手法一般...話就話泰式...但同我以前搵泰國人幫我按既泰式差幾遠...可能女女幾後生...
聽佢講...呢度既客人90%係香港人...9.9%係外國人...冇咩中國本地人......因為佢地唔識享受...搞笑...又聽佢講...佢係湖南自己一個人來深圳打工...一個月人工都有二千幾蚊...
再聽佢講...佢話我普通話講得幾標準...
佢聽我講...我既普通話係聽王力宏既歌學...未聽王力宏既歌前...我係唔識普通話...
再聽佢講...佢話係其他桑拿做過...不過人工低D...同多中國本地人...
又聽佢講...香港人比中國本地人有禮貌好多...
再聽佢講...可以比貼士佢啦...
俾佢陰到...因為今次既貼士表同出面唔同...出面係 $10 $20 $30...我慣左$20...所以就諗住今次俾多少少 $30...點知慣左手勢...以為圈左$30...圈左戴番眼鏡先發覺貼士表係 $30 $50 $100...變左$100.................. >_< ..............

第二朝起身後...就去沖個涼...然後著番衫...D野冇唔見到...幾安全...然後俾錢走人...



13.2.08

Sydney Airport

坐左9個鐘到...終於到Sydney Airport...聽機上識既朋友講...澳洲海關入境好嚴...特別係Sydney Airport...冇邊個未試過10分鐘內走得...如果你要係Sydney轉機去其他State咁就有可能趕唔到...聽完之後寒一寒...因為我仲有45分鐘就要Check-in轉機去Melbourne...都唔理...拿拿臨走人...
行到去入境個度已經行左5分鐘...所以就扮澳洲人排澳洲隊...因為冇人...排國際旅客就好多人...點知佢又俾我過...之後拿拿臨去拎行李個度...等埋行李...拎埋行李...已經搞左20分鐘...得番25分鐘...
之後直衝海關...好多人排隊...之後個海關哥哥...個樣幾似Dean Winchester...就話我係申報個度填左有藥要申報...問我咩藥...我就話Panadol...之後佢就笑笑口咁話Welcome to Australia之後就俾我過左...簡直奇蹟...三十秒都唔使就過關...機上識既朋友話我可能係澳洲史上最快過海關既人...之後直出機場...想睇睇邊度上機...


點知又有新驚喜...原來轉機唔係呢個機場轉...要坐巴士去Sydney Domestic Terminal轉...但朋友唔知點去...之後佢就走左...得番我一個膀胱企係度傍偟無助...


突然見到個疑似Sharapova既空姐...即刻問佢點去...佢就好溫柔咁解釋叫我轉左坐巴士去...好快就到...


終於到左...都好貴下... AUD $5...仲要坐一陣就到...有時間行過去好過...

Viva Macau Airline

上左機之後...已經夜深了...去個小便先...


對到正一正...發射...


然後清潔...


之後洗手...


之後走人...


一出就黑晒...係時候要訓覺...訓唔著就睇戲...


不能說的秘密...


就開夜視鏡影下相...


唔記得講...機上既鬼妹空姐超索...

12.2.08

Macau Airport

今晚去Sydney Australia...由Macau飛...未試過Macau Airport飛...


Macau Airport真係好細...同Hong Kong冇得比...超細...


但賓州雖小...卻五臟都全...


買都唔係度買...


之後買支水... MOP $25


又之後見到Free Internet...


上下網... Kill time...


無聊望下飛機...有D想打...


關鋪...


係時候上機了...